"When so I ponder, here apart, what shallow boons suffice my heart, what dust-bound trivia capture me,
I marvel at my normalcy."--Dorothy Parker

Thursday, July 28, 2011

notable quotes & frequently used phrases


"Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now?!"


"Well, I like Rich [her 17-year-old uncle], but he's just kind of...awesome. He's gorgeous. Sometimes I call him that."


"I am just picking up all these quarters off the floor so the swan [?] doesn't get mad."


"Isn't it such a lovely day outside?"


"Mommy, it's fine if the baby in your tummy is a brother, but the baby in my tummy is still a little sister."


"I'm just talking on the phone to my dead boyfriend."


"Bonjour, Par-ee [Paris]!"


"I love you. That's why I just kissed you on the heart."


"I already had a snack, of moustachios [pistachios]."


"Can we go to the airport? I want to get on a plane to my home in New Whork [York]."


"I wanna...wrestle!"


"I'll just stay here [in the car, at home]. You go ahead."


"Butterflies are hungry."


"I'm showing up/starting to show up. I had better watch a movie."


"Is it Heavenly Home Evening? I need some mint ice cream."


"I took my skirt off because I wanted to be fancy."


"What time is it? Six-thirty? Let me check my arm."


"I am the bad guy." (accompanied by a scrunched up face and some martial arts moves)


"Ballerinas don't wear pants. Or skirts. Or shorts."

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